Model: Josh H., Deluxe Human Edition
Voltage Rating: 240V personality with occasional surges of brilliance
Current Age: 38 years
Status: Fully operational (with some minor squeaks in the joints)
Original Installation Date: 1987
Manufacturer’s Note: Built tough, with a warranty of laughter and loyalty
Features:
High-output humour with built-in joke generator
Grounded, reliable, but still prone to “shocking” comebacks
Durable under pressure — overload protection included
Long-lasting light source, brightening every room
Can be dropped on the head and will still function within “normal” parameters
Maintenance Tips:
Requires regular charging (coffee, cake, and cold beverages recommended)
May need occasional recalibration after too much physical activity
Spare parts (hairline, joints) not always in stock, but just plug him in and he will be good to go.
Upgrades Available:
Birthday cake fuel pack 🎂
PC gaming beast mode 🎉
Optional knee replacement module (pre-order for the 40.0 release)
⚠️ Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in laughter, sparks of fun, and blown fuses in nearby devices.
💡 Happy 38th Birthday, Josh — Version 38 is your brightest release yet! 💡
